Hannah It's a big summer for weddings. Just when you thought I was going through a "blue period", now you know that Margo and Sherwin are getting married, and these are all for their wedding. This is the first time I'm making wedding jewelry for friends - the pressure is suffocating :) O301 $25

	Carrie I love Swarovski crystal, it's so shiny and sparkly. If you ever get a chance to hold a handful Swarovski crystals in the sunlight, it looks like you're holding a handful of diamonds. Which is as close as I will ever get to holding a handful of diamonds. O302 $25

	Margo part deux I watched the movie I Know Who Killed Me, starring Lindsay Lohan. It was horrible. The tagline is "If you think you know the secret...Think twice." Here's why...cuz you'd never guess that the killer was actually the killer because it was so ridiculous. Hint, he's a rogue member of the Blue Man Group. O303 $25

	Not my sister-in-law I like warning labels, hey, here's some. On a knife set: "Never try to catch a falling knife" Well, I'm sure it's something you wouldn't do twice. O304 $25

	Anne This is an actual question-answer from the popular gameshow Jeopardy. Host: If a Japanese isha (doctor) asks you to stick out your shita, he means this. Contestant: What is ...your behind? O305 $25

	Meghan's earrings If you've been to bracelets, you've already met Meghan's bracelet. Well these are Meghan's earrings. They're pretty, and sparkly, and jingly. I'm not sure if the same words would be used to describe Meghan. O306 $25

	Karen Another warning label, I think my favourite. Inside a six-inch plastic bag: "Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury or death." It's a six inch bag, a Smurf wouldn't even fit, and they're only three-apples high. O307 $25

	Doomsday Biggest movie rip off ever: Part 28 Days Later, part Mad Max, part Aliens, all ca-ca O308 $35

	Ezsoft I bought an iPod movie converter from e-zsoft. It doesn't work. I emailed e-zsoft to tell them - they rude and condescending, AND they didn't offer me any help, AND they refused to refund my money. Not only that, but they stopped responding to my emails. DO NOT buy anything from them, and tell everyone that they SUCK! O309 $25

	Skunk On Labour Day, my dog was sprayed by a skunk - right in her mouth and all over her chest. I immediately went to buy tomato juice, then we put her in the shower and gave her a tomato juice bath. Then she shook, and tomato juice was all over the shower - it looked like the chainsaw scene from Scarface. O310 $25

	Q Q should be later in the alphabet - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPRSTUQVWXYZ. It's like Q was tired of hanging out with reject letters and tried to hide out between P and R. Like when the AV Team Captain blossoms over the summer and starts hanging out with the cool kids when school starts again. O311 $25

	$15,000,000 I got an email from the prince of somewhere, and he wants to transfer $15 MILLION dollars to my bank account to me. SCORE! All I have to do is send him my address, date of birth, copy of my passport, and banking information and then I'll be a multi-millionaire. I knew my day would come. See ya suckers! O312 $20

	Cloverfield Really? Who thought this was a good idea? O313 $20

	Getting Discovered If everyone else can have a reality show, I want one too. I don't have the time to make youtube videos and wait to get discovered. So I need to put the word out there that I want my reality show to be just me, watching TV at night and yelling at other reality shows. I'll get famous faster than the "leave Britney alone" guy. O314 $25