Full Figured Puppy Dali`s vet says that Dali needs to lose weight. The vet grabbed Dali`s booty and called her a full figured gal.   I adore my pudgy puppy, and she looks so cute cuz she has a small head and a big booty - she`s bootylicious. J232 $35

	Swarovski Starfish Yeah, I know that's exactly what the pendant is.   What?   I can't be witty every freaking day.   J233 $35

	Coral Reef I asked my husband to help me out by naming this one. I asked him the first words that popped into his head when I said "red necklace" - he said something bad.   So I said "coral" and he said "reef". So there you go.   J235 $35

	Parodies I'm anti-parody movies like Naked Gun, Scary Movie, and Airplane (just to name a few).   Parody movies are as clever as fart jokes. J236 $40

	Horror I do like horror movies though. I remember when I first moved into my own place, I decided to watch the Exorcist. I waited until dark, turned off all the lights, and started the movie. By the time the opening credits were done the lights were on and the movie was off.   J237 $50

	Pain in the Finger This wire is thick and hard to work with. I thought I had to make 44 pieces for Julie's wedding jewelry - turns out I only had to make 33. And it was the last 11 that hurt the most. It's my index finger that hurts. Ow.   J238 $35

	Dog Whisperer I really enjoy watching the Dog Whisperer.   Cesar Milan has the whitest and straightest teeth I've ever seen, they're mesmerizing, and more than a little bit creepy.   J239 $35

	Similar Before you say anything, this isn't the same necklace as the one above or below. They're similar, but there are subtle differences. If you didn't notice that, you really need to start paying attention.   J240 $35

	Different Told you they were different.   Subtle.   J241 $35

	Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon I shook hands with Jason Statham, Jason Statham was in Snatch with Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt was in Sleepers with Kevin Bacon.   How close are you?   J242 $35

	Futile Effort I've been on that damn Kevin Bacon site for over an hour. The longest connection I could find was three. Even Webster and the little kid from Kate and Allie had a connection of two. Please go and play and tell me if you find a greater connection than three. It was Bela Lugosi by the way. J243 $45

	It's Raining But the weather in Toronto isn't important...this is...did you know that in Nebraska, it's illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. If you live in Nebraska, please, oh please, try to perform a citizens arrest if you don't see this happening in your local bar,   J244 $35

	Stupid Kevin Bacon Even the guy in Nosferatu in 1922 is connected! Kevin Bacon was in Telling Lies in America with Maximilian Schell. Maximilian Schell was in Herz kehrt heim, Ein with Josef Dahmen. Josef Dahmen was in Letzten Vier von Santa Cruz, Die with Max Schreck J245 $35

	1966 In 1966, Time Magazine predicted, "By 2000, the machines will be producing so much that everyone in the U.S. will, in effect, be independently wealthy." In that year too CoCo Chanel said about miniskirts: "It's a bad joke that won't last. Not with winter coming." J246 $35

	Dionysius Irish scientist, Dr. Dionysius Lardner (1793 - 1859) didn't believe that trains could contribute much in speedy transport. He wrote: "Rail travel at high speed is not possible, because passengers 'would die of asphyxia' [suffocation]." Today, trains reach speeds of 500 km/h. J247 $40