Dogsitting I'm dogsitting my brother's 15 pound Maltepoo. She keeps getting my dog (a 90 pound mutt) all riled up. And she kinda looks like a moving shag carpet. Her name's Sally - short for Sallyswimsalot.                    O242 $25

	Tambor I'm a big fan of Jeffrey Tambor and David Cross. Luckily they're both on Arrested Development so I can watch my favourite's all at once. David Cross doesn't get enough play. He was the voice of Zero in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. The Zero missions were impossible.                      O103 $35

	Look-alike I'd like to have a look-alike that no one else knows about. I could get my look-alike to go to work meetings for me, show up at family events I don`t want to go to, get my driver`s license renewed. Wait, I think the look-alike will also have to be a robot so she doesn`t complain.   O106 $35

	Fudgesicles Dude, I totally have fudgesicles in my freezer right now.   7 minutes later....   One less fudgesicle in the freezer. One more fudgesicle in my belly.   O107 $25

	Mean TV Moms I like mean TV moms, especially the ones that are big drinkers.   Although a real mom like that would cause serious psychological trauma, but the laughs...   O108 $20

	Spooning I enjoy spooning, but I never know what to do with the other arm.   O109 $25

	Keyboard Every once in a while my keyboard changes: Quotations = ò Question mark = É Squiggly brackets = ^ Forward slash = < Weird O110 $25

	Yacht Yacht shouldn`t be spelled that way. Things really should be spelled phonetically.   What`s the point of phonics when we don`t even use it (question mark)   (it`s still not working)   O111 $20

	Top Ten Fake Months A list created by Dan - he plays "Top Ten" games in his classes, here's his list of ten fake months: Octember, Febtober, Smarch, Novembuary, Maypril, Junly, Janveber, Decembruary, Septemgust, and Fred O284 $20

	Call of Duty My husband's playing Call of Duty, and I'm watching episode 63 of the Twilight Zone - "The Mind and the Matter." I have all 152 episodes, and the actors they got on this show were impressive. Don Wrickles, William Shatner, the Professor from Gilligan's Island, Gomez from the original Addams Family, and other actors whos names I don't know. O285 $20