Clerks Randal tumbles into the cake display and cakes scatter to the floor, he grabs a pound cake and hits Dante in the head with it, using the opportunity to scurry down the middle aisle. Dante leaps at his feet, and Randal grabs the shelves, knocking aspirin over until Randal sprays something in Dante's face.  O131 $17

	Press Your Luck O134 $25

	San Andreas I get addicted to video games very quickly.  I bought Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.  I bought it because of the commercials that had the main character walking away from an explosion with "Welcome to the Jungle" playing in the background.  The game took over my life for months.  O135 $20

	Bat Boy Lives I love standing in line at the grocery store and reading the Weekly World News.  It's my guiltiest and most shameful pleasure. I was in Chapters the other day and bought a book devoted to the Weekly World News.  Yay. O136 $20

	Too Many Choices Law and Order, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Law and Order: Trial by Jury, Law and Order: Crime and Punishment and now, Law and Order:Conviction. CSI, CSI Miami, CSI New York.   I can`t take it anymore. O137 $20

	Doggie Look at someone you love and in a very excited and childlike voice yell out "DOGGIE".   It works especially well when you're in an argument with someone.  You can't stay mad at someone who yells "doggie" at you.  Unless you're a jerk. O138 $20

	Mojo Hematite is recommended for use in treating the stress of jet lag, birth and surgery, tumours, insomnia, leg cramps, nervous disorders and fevers.  Hematite was also a Native American remedy for dental problems, pimples, canker sores and alcohol abuse. O141 $17

	Vegan Protesters I got into an argument vegan protesters. They were protesting a chicken place and handing out PETA flyers. Some of them were wearing leather shoes. I commented on that - the vegan got mad. I took a flyer, and it said nohing about leather. How bizarre. When I pointed this out to the vegan she cursed at me.  The flyer says that it's meat eaters that are aggressive. O142 $20

	Stolen A friend of mine was wearing earrings like this. pla·gia·rize  (plj-rz) 1. To use and pass off (the ideas or writings of another) as one's own. 2. To appropriate for use as one's own passages or ideas from (another). O143 $20

	Cookies Do you know what starts with the letter c? cookie starts with c c is for cookie, that's good enough for me c is for cookie, that's good enough for me c is for cookie, that's good enough for me oh cookie, cookie, cookie starts with c O145 $25