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Dyn - o - mite
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O191
$35

Cubic What?
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Ok, so it's not cubic zirconia, but really what is?  Especially since they have the new fake diamond crap called Diamonelle.  I called the home shopping network once when they were pimping diamonelle, and I asked them what it is and you know what they told me?
It's high quality cubic zirconia.
O192
$20

Celebrities Suck
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I have an aversion to reality show celebrities, or anyone that uses their celebrity to get their own reality show.  I don't care that Paris Hilton can't milk a cow.  I don't care that Tyra Banks is creating top models. I don't care that Charlie O'Connell can't get a date, and I don't ever want to see Brigitte Nielson's boobs ever, ever again.

O193
$25

Movin' On Up
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I'm convinced that the people who go on and on about how brilliant David Lynch is just do so because they know that no one understands his movies, and by saying you do and acting pretentious about it, people will think you're cool. 

O194
$25

Stick Figures
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They could look like tall stick figures, standing perfectly still with huge moles.
They could look like many tiny stick figures in an "Eight is Enough" pyramid.
They could look like a pair of freakin' earrings, I'm running out of material.
They could also look like agate earrings, but that would be a stretch.
O195
$25

Bad Habits
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I don't have enough space to list them all.

And I wouldn't know whether to list them alphabetically or chronologically, especially since some of them have gone and come back.

O197
$17

Blue Jangles
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Sometimes
I want to run around
screaming
at the top of my lungs
"Why hast thou forsaken me?" 
to no one in particular.
O198
$20

Small Grapes
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I don't like dog park people.  When I take Dali to the dog park, it's so she can play, and I can read.  I don't want people to tell me about every cute thing their dog does.  They're dogs!  They eat, sleep, poo and play.  Unless your dog can air guitar, or origami...keep it to yourself.
O199
$20

Little Lumber
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Admittedly, these earrings are the result of a late night, and eighteen leftover wooden beads.
 
Still cute though. 
Side note:  I just watched the most distubing doublemint mints commercial
O200
$15

Tongue
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The fleshy, movable, muscular organ, attached in most vertebrates to the floor of the mouth, that is the principal organ of taste, an aid in chewing and swallowing, and, in humans, an important organ of speech.

O201
$20

Northern Lights
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Well, here's a little lesson in these beads.

"In 1956 Swarovski presented the jewelry stone Aurora Borealis, (know as AB) which shimmers in every imaginable colour. A special steam treatment creates this effect to produce these spectacular crystal beads."

O203
$20

Yellow Submarine
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The Beatles were not enthusiastic in participating in a movie because they were experiencing personal stress.  Voice actors were hired to imitate their voices in the film. However, after seeing the finished film they did agree to make a live-action cameo appearance in the final scene of the film, just before the closing credits.
O204
$20

More Warning Labels
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On a fishign lure with a three-pronged hook:  "harmful if swallowed."

On a 12-inch CD rack: "do not use as a ladder."

On a carpenter's drill:  "not intended for use as a dental drill."

O264
$25

Even More Warning Labels
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On a cocktail napkin with a mini map of South Carolina: "not to be used for navigation."

Inside a six-inch plastic bag: "do not climb inside this bag and zip it up."

On a can of pepper spray: "may irritate eyes."

O265
$20

 

 
 
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