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Fleur de Lis

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I think this earring looks like a fleur de lis, and if you don't know what a fleur de lis looks like...

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O214
$10

Little Lumber

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I'll admit it, I made these earrings because I was running out of wood beads and thought..."what the hell and i going to do with the rest of these beads?"

O215
$7

Boogie Oogie Dancing Shoes

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Ok, so when I was a kid, my sister used to have this disco album she'd play all the time, and she taught me to disco dance to it...I was 8, she was 16...it was cool at the time.

So she used to play this song, and the lyrics were - "boogie oogie oogie oogie dancing shoes, makes me queen of the night"

O216
$20

San Andreas

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So I bought Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, and it's not usually the type of game I play, but this game has taken over my whole life.

It's obscene how many hours I have put into this game, I almost bailed on doing the site update today so I could keep playing.

O217
$15

Pinata

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Why do these pictures have to be so big?  The bigger they are, the more I feel inclined to fill up all this space beside it.

I thought bringing a Pinata to a Mexican themed potluck would be nice and crazy expensive and it took forever to break.  You almost need to throw a brick at the thing and then candy spills out all over the unclean floor. 

O218
$15

Hypnotist

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I've always had this horrible phobia of being hypnotised.  I'm always afraid of the stupid things they'd make me do, and I like to reserve doing stupid things for when I'm lucid, can remember them and invariably get caught in the middle of them.

O219
$7

The Pit and the Pendulum

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I don't have much to say about this one.

Blank space be damned.

O220
$20

Luck o' the Irish

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I'm not Irish

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O222
$20

Celebrities Suck

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I have an intense aversion to some celebrities...ones that go on the Surreal Life, or the Bachelor, or any other reality show.  Anyone who has become a celebrity as a result of a reality show.  Anyone who uses their celebrity to get their own reality show.  I don't care that Paris Hilton can't milk a cow.  I don't care that Tyra Banks has nothing better to do with her time than tell girls they don't know how to walk.  I don't care that Charlie O'Connell can't get a date, and I don't want to see Brigitte Nielson's boobs ever again.

O223
$20

Yellow Submarine

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I've owned this movie for over 5 years, and I haven't taken it out of it's plastic wrap yet.  I have no idea why, but everytime I pick it up to watch it, I just end up watching season 2 of the Family Guy or a Kevin Smith movie instead.

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O224
$15

Movin' On Up

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I'm convinced that the people who go on and on about how brilliant David Lynch is just do so because they know that no one understands his movies, and by saying you do and acting pretentious about it, people will think you're cool. 

O225
$15

Maidenform

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An homage to Meryn Cadell:

I dreamed I won the lottery in my maidenform bra, and my husband said I should buy stocks and bonds, and my kids said I should buy a boat and an amusement park, and my mom said I should just take a nice vacation.  And I bought myself a horse.

O227
$10

Flight Attendant

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I can think of nothing worse than having to serve people peanuts for hours on end, and then have to demonstrate the personal flotation device over and over and over again.  And come on, I've seen Die Hard and Passenger 57 enough times to know that during a terrorist attack I'd just grab a parachute and bail.

In the event of an emergency, get your own freaking peanuts... I'm out.

O228
$20

S-p-e-l-l-i-n-g B-e-e

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I was the spelling bee queen of 1965 man.  The principal hauled me out of the grade 2 team spelling bee, out into the hall, told me not to be such a pain in the ass, not to b-e-r-a-t-e the other little children.  Well, I looked properly a-p-o-l-o-g-e-t-i-c, but inside I was thinking c-h-r-i-s-t.  If this guy can't a-p-p-r-e-c-i-a-t-e that I've got his v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y, well that's his hang up man, not mine.

O229
$15

Dyn-o-mite

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O230
$25

I'm not afraid to fall

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I am actually afraid of falling, well maybe not afraid as much as wary of falling...it hurts, and I'm a bleeder.  I am a good faller though...I just roll over and start laughing at myself...and then I get mad if no one laughs with me, or stops to help me up.

Just an FYI....a few weeks after I wrote that....I fell down my stairs.  I didn't fall well....and my bum hurts.

O231
$20

Sweat

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So this summer has been obscenely hot and humid, and I've been sweating...a lot.  And I've decided to take it up competitively.  My Sweat Coach and I work on it 7 days a week...it's an intense regimen.  I'm hoping that next summer...I will be named the 2006 Toronto Sweat Champion.  Fingers crossed.

O232
$20

Volcanic Highlands

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That's where the water I'm drinking is from...

"...originates from rainfall which filters into aquifers beneath volcanic highlands and rainforests.  This virgin ecosystem protects one of the purest waters in the world..."

Sounds exotic doesn't it?

O233
$20

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Big Hair

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I made these for my sister in law...when I first met her many, many years ago...she had big hair.  Very big hair.

O234
$25

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Blue Belles

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belle  (bl)

A popular, attractive girl or woman, especially the most attractive one of a group: the belle of the ball.

O235
$15

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Doesn't Like Long Earrings

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Chacun son goût
O241
$20

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Rettox

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...is not a word

 

O242
$15

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