Shake Your Groove Thing Let's show the world we can dance Bad enough to strut our stuff The music gives us a chance We do more out on the floor Groovin' loose or heart to heart   One of my favourite parts of Priscilla Queen of the Desert was this scene.  There's nothing like seeing Agent Smith and L.A. Confidential bad ass in drag. A101 $30

	I Wood for You Ah, wood.  Nature's finest product.  Now I wonder where they found trees complete with Chinese characters. A104 $25

	Hey Boy, Hey Girl           I got nothin'. A105 $20

	Copper Pipes Have you ever seen the Pipes screen saver?   I don't know what it is about it, but it has always infuriated me.  I really wish I could pinpoint it, but it's just one of those things that sets me off.   Like the way certain anime causes siezures. A106 $15

	Constantinople Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Oh Constantinople Still it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night Every gal in Constantinople Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople So if you've a date in Constantinople She'll be waiting in Istanbul Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it I can't say People just liked it better that way A107 $35

	Cha Cha Cha Chains Huh,  this one almost reminds me of someone I affectionately refer to as "jingle jangles"   Ah, the memories. A108 $30

	Amber Amnesty Jr. All right now, enough with the lyrics.  It's time for some of my patented wit and charm...       yeah       well that didn't go according to plan A110 $20

	Was there a Ruby Monday? Woudn't it be funny if the Rolling Stones went through different drafts of that song?   First there was a Sapphire Sunday, then a Moonstone Monday, maybe a Turquoise Tuesday.   Wait, I like Tuesday, but the gem isn't right...how about Ruby?   Yes, that's it...Ruby Tuesday. A111 $20

	Waitresses I know what boys like I know what guys want I know what boys like I know whats on their minds I know what boys like I know what guys want They talk about me I got my cat moves That so upsets them Zippers and buttons Fun to frustrate them They get so angry Like pouty children Denied their candy I laugh right at them A112 $35

	Shiver Me Timbers Shiver me timbers?!?   I don't know, it was late, I was tired, it just popped into my noodle.   But think of those uneasy and awkward silences you can avoid by saying...   "Hey, did you know my bracelet is named shiver me timbers?"   "Really, why?"   "I don't know, I think the chick that made it was a logger" A114 $35

	Peaches and Cream   I bet you thought I was going to quote some Peaches and Herb song...fooled you. A115 $25

	Hungry Eyes I look at you and I fantasize You're mine tonight Now I've got you in my sights With these hungry eyes One look at you and I can't disguise I've got hungry eyes I feel the magic between you and I "Nobody puts Baby in the corner" How's that for the best and cheesiest line in movie history?  Can't wait for the magical pearls of movie wisdom that come from the remake. A117 $10

	Wizard of Oz You don't have to travel all the way to the Emerald City to see this wizard.  If you do go though, bring me a flying monkey.   Now, if I only had a brain. A118 $20

	Cleopatra If Cleopatra was alive today, I bet she'd wear this bracelet.    Walking down the red carpet, she'd run into Joan Rivers, and Joan would ask her "Who are you wearing?"   And then Cleopatra would just punch her in the face. A119 $20

	What Boys Like Sometimes I wonder if what I write here even has to work with the name of the piece.   Yellow mocking birds and candy canes.   Hmm, I guess not. A121 $15

	Technicolour Dreamcoat Who doesn't love Donnie Osmond? Remember, Circus of the Stars? I wonder why they stopped doing that? A122 $15

	< Suzy Sells Seashells Say it with me 5 times fast... Suzy sells seashells by the seashore Suzy sells seashells by the seashore keep going... A123 $25