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Shake Your Groove Thing

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Let's show the world we can dance
Bad enough to strut our stuff
The music gives us a chance
We do more out on the floor
Groovin' loose or heart to heart
 
One of my favourite parts of Priscilla Queen of the Desert was this scene.  There's nothing like seeing Agent Smith and L.A. Confidential bad ass in drag.
A101
$30

I Wood for You

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Ah, wood.  Nature's finest product.  Now I wonder where they found trees complete with Chinese characters.
A104
$25

Hey Boy, Hey Girl

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I got nothin'.
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$20

Copper Pipes

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Have you ever seen the Pipes screen saver?
 
I don't know what it is about it, but it has always infuriated me.  I really wish I could pinpoint it, but it's just one of those things that sets me off.
 
Like the way certain anime causes siezures.
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$15

Constantinople

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Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Oh Constantinople
Still it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
A107
$35

Cha Cha Cha Chains

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Huh,  this one almost reminds me of someone I affectionately refer to as "jingle jangles"
 
Ah, the memories.
A108
$30

Amber Amnesty Jr.

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All right now, enough with the lyrics.  It's time for some of my patented wit and charm...
 
 
 
yeah
 
 
 
well that didn't go according to plan
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$20
 

Was there a Ruby Monday?

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Woudn't it be funny if the Rolling Stones went through different drafts of that song?
 
First there was a Sapphire Sunday, then a Moonstone Monday, maybe a Turquoise Tuesday.
 
Wait, I like Tuesday, but the gem isn't right...how about Ruby?
 
Yes, that's it...Ruby Tuesday.
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$20

Waitresses

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I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I know whats on their minds

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
They talk about me

I got my cat moves
That so upsets them
Zippers and buttons
Fun to frustrate them
They get so angry
Like pouty children
Denied their candy
I laugh right at them

A112
$35

Shiver Me Timbers

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Shiver me timbers?!?
 
I don't know, it was late, I was tired, it just popped into my noodle.
 
But think of those uneasy and awkward silences you can avoid by saying...
 
"Hey, did you know my bracelet is named shiver me timbers?"
 
"Really, why?"
 
"I don't know, I think the chick that made it was a logger"
A114
$35

Peaches and Cream

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I bet you thought I was going to quote some Peaches and Herb song...fooled you.
A115
$25

Hungry Eyes

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I look at you and I fantasize
You're mine tonight
Now I've got you in my sights

With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I can't disguise
I've got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and I

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"

How's that for the best and cheesiest line in movie history?  Can't wait for the magical pearls of movie wisdom that come from the remake.

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$10

Wizard of Oz

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You don't have to travel all the way to the Emerald City to see this wizard.  If you do go though, bring me a flying monkey.   Now, if I only had a brain.
A118
$20

Cleopatra

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If Cleopatra was alive today, I bet she'd wear this bracelet. 
 
Walking down the red carpet, she'd run into Joan Rivers, and Joan would ask her "Who are you wearing?"
 
And then Cleopatra would just punch her in the face.
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What Boys Like

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Sometimes I wonder if what I write here even has to work with the name of the piece.
 
Yellow mocking birds and candy canes.
 
Hmm, I guess not.
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$15

Technicolour Dreamcoat

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Who doesn't love Donnie Osmond?
I wonder why they stopped doing that?
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Suzy Sells Seashells

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Say it with me 5 times fast...
Suzy sells seashells by the seashore
Suzy sells seashells by the seashore
keep going...
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Love Me Tender

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I just want to buy the world a coke.
 
I'd like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony
I'd like to hold it in my arms
and keep it company
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$40

Jitterbug

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Jitterbug
You put the boom boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your loving starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang bang bang till my feet do the same
If something's bugging you
If something ain't right

Remember when George Michael was wholesome?  Big fluffy hair, and short shorts.  The good ol' days.
A126
$15

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